PURPLE FALLING HEARTS MOVIE

I get the pushback against this trope, I do. Cassie and Luke fall into an enemies-to-lovers trope based on the fact that they’re politically opposed to one another. Get your health benefits, girl! Steal them from these deadbeat dudes in your life, who would rather enlist in America’s petrifying defense program than do literally anything else! But here’s where Purple Hearts becomes preposterous. Yes, it sounds like a riff on The Room’s murderous drug dealer Chris-R. (Side note: If I had the health insurance to save my dying best friend, I’m confident my significant other would understand the circumstances for the time being.) Instead, she’ll marry lib-owning Luke (Nicholas Galitzine), who needs the spouse bonus to pay off his greedy ex-drug dealer “Johnno.” Yes, his name is Johnno. Snap: He’s in a relationship and refuses her hand. Nearly on her deathbed, Cassie drums up a decent plan: She’ll marry her best friend in the military for his health insurance. Aspiring musician Cassie (Sofia Carson) can’t scrounge up enough money to pay her rent and her insulin bills she’s recently been diagnosed with type-1 diabetes. Set aside the ghastly title for a minute to learn about the rest of the gut-wrenching (as in, you’ll cry out of boredom, not actual emotions) plot.

This “purple heart” BS is the entire basis of Purple Hearts, which finds one Democrat woman falling in love with a Republican soldier.

What happens when a girl “blue heart” and a boy “red heart” love each other very much? They create a “purple heart.” That’s the Birds and the Bees 101, guys. Yes, folks, we’re looking at the Razzie Awards’ first entry for Worst Picture of 2022.

PURPLE FALLING HEARTS MOVIE

The platform is facing harsh (and totally justified) criticism toward its off-the-rails military propaganda movie Purple Hearts. A controversy is brewing over in Netflix’s romance department-and no, it’s not about the third installment to Netflix’s rape-y 365 Days saga.

Purple falling hearts